Archive for March, 2010
cat vs aquarium
Mar 31
Suicide by cucumber
Mar 31
A man taken to hospital to have a cucumber removed from his bottom 
told doctors he inserted it in a suicide attempt.
Chin Wei, 62, claimed the method was a variation of ritual suicide hara-kiri – usually carried out with a sword plunged into the belly.
He was found in a pool of blood by his daughter in Hong Kong.
Medics said a severe tear to the man’s rear was not life-threatening.
thesun.co.uk
dogs queue
Mar 31
light at end of tunnel
Mar 31
ugh
Mar 31
What’s on your bucket list?
For a Florida woman who says she suffers from leukemia and bipolar disorder, robbing a bank was something she wanted to do before she dies, she told MyFoxOrlando.com.
Patricia Edwards, 51, walked into a Bank of America branch last week in Sanford, Fla., and handed a teller a note demanding money.
“There was no plan, no nothing, just impulse,” Edwards told the Web site in an exclusive interview from the Volusia County Jail. “I just walked by. I said, ‘I’m gonna in there… passed a note to gain some cash and I left.”
Asked why she committed the crime, Edwards said: “Because it was something I had on my bucket list… I think everyone should have a list of things they want to do before they expire.”
foxnews.com
pants
Mar 31
to conform or not
Mar 31
